Are you afraid of Sarah Palin? You must have a case of Sarahcudaphobia. Spread the word, there are others suffering from Sarahcudaphobia. We need to educate the entire nation of this insidious condition, and let people know: it’s perfectly alright to be afraid of the Sarah Barracuda Lady.

Please tell everyone you know online as soon as possible that this is called “Sarahcudaphobia”. If enough of us share our sad stories, maybe the news media will report on it to help more people yet.