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I just got a spam that was a stripped down plain text message, five times, from five different supposed sending addresses, to five different to: addresses. The entire message body had no embedded PDFs, images, files, spyware, virus, or anything else. Just the text:
“I fill her mouth with it”
If you’re going to go to the trouble of spamming me, c’mon, now… give me more than that juicy sentence fragment. Whose mouth? A girl? A cat? A whale? What was it? Grapes? A cup of coffee? Hostess Twinkies? Dental equipment?
The Nigeria scams riled up one person enough to write a parody spam.
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I just got this in email:
From: King Explodo The Robot Skeleton King
Subject: breakfast of skeletons
i believe i have an answer to a more appropriate question, and that would be ‘what book would i read were i the maddest of rabbits trapped on a desert island’. i feel that mr lagomorph would most enjoy the works of kurt vonnegut. most of his stuff is fairly short, and essentially a compilation of the most ridiculous situations possibly imaginable. bri you should read either slaughterhouse 5, breakfast of champions, or possibly sirens of titan. i would also quit working at the home depot while i was at it.
i am also gearing up for a night of mayhem and shenanigens as we travel to los city del new yorko manyana by watching a halloween episode of del simpsonos. the one with the forbidden donut. mmmmm forbiden donut.
kersk over and out.
Being an animated skeleton wouldn’t be all that bad if it weren’t for the incessant xylophone music.
