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Joe SzilagyiTech person, writer, gamer, political junkie
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I hope everyone has a great holiday. No snark, no jokes. Just a good one. Cheers, guys.
Make sure you give thanks to our American founding fathers today, if you’re American, by properly overdosing on Tryptophan today.
I got whatever the hell it was that Andi had earlier. Maybe we got it at the same time, and it took longer to bloom in me? I started feeling like crap late Monday night, and it got worse each day, until I was doped to the gills on DayQuill and cough drops at the office yesterday. Today I woke up after the bliss of a NyQuill sleep (last night, I sneezed so much my nose physically hurt) and felt even worse. I wish I could fall asleep… my brain is just at a standstill and I can’t stop coughing.
How, I have no idea. I was sitting on the edge of the couch in our living room, putting on my shoes and getting ready to go out for the day, and I shifted my weight forward to rise I felt… a twisting, is the only way I can describe it, in my right leg about halfway between the knee and my ankle. It hurt like hell, and is still sore, but it is one of those weird little injuries on your leg or your foot where it doesn’t seem to force you to favor the leg or limp. It almost (I’m sure it wasn’t this, or I would have been screaming) felt like the muscles and flesh twisted around the bone. I wonder how long this will hurt today.
…and on that note, my vacation ends when I go back to work tomorrow morning. Alas.
I’m on vacation as of the end of work today! Huzzah! Oh, wait, thats now.
Notes from a session at BarCampBlock this weekend, presented by Michael Schwern. The discussion included tact filters, Warnock’s dilemma, and the literalist fuckhead syndrome.
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It’s been a crazy weekend already, the phone has been ringing off the hook, I didn’t get much sleep last night, I have a creeping headache currently, and our food is now… 45 minutes late? An hour? And I’m starving. I would have just gone out for it but I have just way too much to do. Bleh. Is it vacation time yet?
For all the IT geeks out there: “Whatever you want to call it, today we’re taking a look at the bag full of gadgets and productivity tools you throw over your shoulder as you head out the door, confident that you’ve got everything you need to get things done.”
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1. Replace all the belts on your car plus an oil change: $104.51
2. Replace the two oxygen sensors on your car because of a check engine light 9 days later: $259.00
3. Replace the entire exhaust pipe that severed itself violently from the vehicle frame due to 5 1/2 years of New England rust and road salting 22 hours later: $421.34
4. Aside from routine maintenance, having no other repair costs (jinx?) on your car since it’s purchase in November 2000: Priceless.
5: Realizing that as much as I adore using Seattle Metro bus service day to day, that I feel naked not having a car for just four days after having one continuously since about 1996 (literally, each day not counting vacations to mass-transit heavy cities): Aggravating as all hell.
Tonight, our friend Doug is part of an art show downtown, for his print work. This will certainly lead to one too many drinks, especially given that there will be obligatory wine and chatting at the art show, and obligatory hanging out afterwards. It’ll be fun. If we have time (and aren’t three sheets to the wind) we may try to see 28 Weeks Later. Maybe.
Either Saturday or Sunday morning we’re going to run down to REI to check out their selection of GPS units for geocaching, and we likely need to do a full grocery store run (which is a pain). We usually let it go until all our supplies are run down, and then go and get 2-4 weeks of stuff at once. It’s fun, except for the half-dozen trips it requires up and down the stairs and forever unloading and storing stuff. Saturday night we also have the Mariners/Yankees game, and then Sunday is Mother’s Day, so off to West Seattle. I was tempted to check out that Martime Festival down on the waterfront as well, but aside from maybe getting to ride around Elliot Bay in a tugboat, it looks pretty bland.
There’s other stuff as well, which I know I’m completely forgetting now. I think we’ll have free time while we’re asleep.
Mainly of late, trying to see how I can squeeze lots of people, a forlorn romance, a space shuttle, a jerk of a boss, idealistic visions of the nature of science, faith, humanity, and time, a nuclear bomb, monomyth, crazy action sequences, 120 hours of reality, and a dog into the end of the world is serious business. The hell does that even mean?
Writing. Seriously.
Beyond that, living life in Seattle with my wife. Hating myself for being a communications shut-in. Realizing that I found out where I lost approximately 20+ hours per week of my life (hint: the evil soul-sucking previous employer wasn’t at fault for that one! It was all me! They stole the other 20+ hours per week of my life due to mismanaging everyone’s time ((lol–double parenthesis!)), however.) Things is good. I want to be a daddy someday. I want to go on tour someday. I want to find it in myself to stop laughing at the comical morons who duke it out endlessly on Wikipedia over trivial, stupid crap (but like a proper trainwreck, I can’t look away from the usual suspects–I am filled with bile and laughter at once). I want to see the sunlight again someday.
Wait, that’s right, on the sun bit–Seattle. Crap. Note to self as well, need to go to the library.
I have a feeling a few of you that read this receive some income that falls outside normal W2 type stuff. How does it typically work to file quarterly taxes with the IRS?
Going out maybe. Blech. I look like a scrub, I haven’t shaved in days. We are bloated on Crack in the Box.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
| × I miss somebody right now. | × I don’t watch much TV these days. | ✓ I own lots of books. |
| × I wear glasses or contact lenses. | ✓ I love to play video games. | ✓ I’ve tried marijuana. |
| ✓ I’ve watched porn movies. | × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. | ✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. (like a fucking sailor) | × I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. | × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. |
× I have broken someone’s bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I’m paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (My nose isn’t totally straight. And I want Bruce Campbell’s chin)
✓ I need/want money right now. (If I had $1,000,000 I would buy you a monkey)
✓ I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (This is everyone from within 100 miles of NYC actually)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (Romania)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
✓ I slept with a roommate. (nearly did)
✓ I have a hidden talent.
✓ I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I’ve rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I’m not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
✓ I own the “South Park” movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Johnny Cash)
✓ I would die for my best friends. (Hopefully not…)
✓ I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend’s ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I’m obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don’t even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Mostly…)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can’t whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
× I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I’m not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I’m an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren’t for having to see other people naked, I’d live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn’t tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (Well, not physically)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.
✓ I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I’m normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men’s suits.
✓ I don’t like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can’t stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I’m a judgmental asshole.
× I’m a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (North America, Europe)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I’m good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Hungarian, but hardly fluently anymore. Broken/gutter at best)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (50/50)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered “Why was I born?” and may/may not have cried over it. (Years ago)
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won’t sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I’d rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I’ve pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (No but I could have)
✓ I’ve liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not ‘get’ most comedy acts.
✓ I don’t think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don’t like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can’t wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Heh, once upon a time)
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother’s basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone’s babies, even though there’s a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
× I’ve performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I’m Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I’d rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically ‘fun’.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I’ve accomplished, but it’s never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I’ve just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I’m still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
✓ I’ve ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (what the fuck IS an americano?)